arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
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