i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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