Do vagina's smell?
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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