I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
she woke up with a sticky ear
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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