I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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