He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
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Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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