party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
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