just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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