hotel room ftw
Where is the hickey?
hell yes lets make some ravioli
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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