Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
no you cant smoke seaweed
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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