i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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