just tell him i said nine months
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
He had one of those small greek statue penises
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
The beer is more important than you right now.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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