Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I could make wine with my vomit
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
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