He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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