He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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