yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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