But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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