Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Do plants get herpes?
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