she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Randomize
