STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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