i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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