This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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