he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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