A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Randomize
