Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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