So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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