Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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