I faked an abortion last night.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Randomize
