did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Randomize
