I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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