I hate your face
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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