It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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