I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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