I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
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You. Win. At. Life.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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