OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
We had sex on a dog bed..
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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