did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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