Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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