i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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