so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
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