UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I have tasted many bathrooms
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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