In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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