Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
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