I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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