I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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