the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Randomize
