I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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