I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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