I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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