shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
They took my balls.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
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