You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
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