Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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