So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Randomize
