How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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