David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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