People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Holy shit dude........stairs
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